telapathetic:

the floor is a shelf for everything

(via orgasm)

// Going back to school in September//

jayma-jones:

Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?

Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshootsimage

(via color-or-colour)

(Source: stilinskis, via princessmowgli)

mishasjockstrap:

soudcloud:

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

image

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via jealousies)

// to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/ //

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

(Source: nahr4lma, via hotboyproblems)

dasavenger:

swarley-daggers:

how-i-met-my-otp:

swarley-daggers:

himymships:

howimetyourmilioti:

We should buy a bar.

We should totally buy a bar!

Our bar would be awesome.

And dude. Dude. Dude. The name of our bar…

puzzles. 

People will be like “Why’s it called Puzzles?”

THAT’S THE PUZZLE

(via fairytalesoup)

chocolate-dandy:

xenbrielle:

madgirlwithanxbox:

trinityice:

the hell is this Prince of Persia?

THE STUFF THESE GUYS ARE DOING IN VIDEO GAMES IS NOT POSSIBLE THEY SAID. IT’S NOT VERY REALISTIC THEY SAID. HA!

Assassin’s Creed IRL

I’m pretty sure I dislocated my shoulder watching this.

chocolate-dandy:

xenbrielle:

madgirlwithanxbox:

trinityice:

the hell is this Prince of Persia?

THE STUFF THESE GUYS ARE DOING IN VIDEO GAMES IS NOT POSSIBLE THEY SAID. IT’S NOT VERY REALISTIC THEY SAID. HA!

Assassin’s Creed IRL

I’m pretty sure I dislocated my shoulder watching this.

(Source: eduardolion, via fairytalesoup)

stoned-levi:

that settles it
we have to get rid of the ocean

stoned-levi:

that settles it

we have to get rid of the ocean

(Source: profile.cheezburger.com, via sextnoise)

kldzbop:

recltube:

kldzbop:

i dont like it when people add comments to my post so im making this post so you can add comments to it go nuts homies

one time my dad saw gay porn on the family computers Internet history so I told him it was our neighbor (it was me) and we had a big neighborhood meeting and that’s how my neighbor came out as a homosexual

i

(via fairytalesoup)

16, England. obsesses with Harry Potter, Being Human and old disney shows... as well as youtube.